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Wednesday, November 14, 2012
I have decided..
...today I will be a little more upbeat.....these past weeks have done their toll on me and I return from work every day feeling more and more exhausted. So I am dedicating this blog to happiness and levity.....let's see what I can do.
married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor
asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it
takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."
So the married couple decided that they would try this. So the doctor hooked the
machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and
the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up
to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not
feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your
not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the
machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy
with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front